Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The adults are the big ones right?
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