you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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