I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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