her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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