i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize