new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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