i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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