When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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