awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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