party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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