i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
