I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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