dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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