PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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