She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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