I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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