fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
