It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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