I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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