you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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