My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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