her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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