butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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