It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she told me i tasted like america
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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