I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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