Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
