She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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