Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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