I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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