So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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