Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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