just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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