I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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