this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I was not drunk enough for that final.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
