Having a random hookup so left but love u
just tell him i said nine months
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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