Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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