Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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