Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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