At least make sure they are 18
Why
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
