i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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