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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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