he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
