dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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