i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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