Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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