we're blogging at a bar
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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