I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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