from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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