Where did you get a picture of my penis
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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