But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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